Why am I not good enough for anyone ever. One of these days I’m just gonna fucking snap, on everyone… And everything… I’m too nice to people. I get stepped on. And then I let it happen over and over. I’m moving states and I’m gonna start over.

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adailypickupline:

Pining for a good time tonight.

I miss having wifi. I log onto tumblr and I can’t see any pictures all I see is blank spaces and I want to blog so bayyyud.

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shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.
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urbancatfitters:

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y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!

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fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

This is actually the best post I’ve ever seen.

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I wake up and all Jordan says is “you fell asleep with my dick in your hand and when I tried to move you, you got really sad.” 😂 lawd help me.

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Revv up that vintage soft grunge

Anonymous said: If you're all so appalled by animal abuse then why do you eat foods that emulate meat?

vegasmo:

If you’re not building your own meth empire then why do you watch shows like Breaking Bad?

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mercenary-tributary:



a spirit that preys on the insecurities of young girls. on approaching one, it whispers venomously backhanded compliments, and delivers unneeded, often damaging advice in order to undermine the girl’s confidence and control her so that she may be devoured easily by the spirit.
the best way to ward it off is to appear unfazed by its insidious manipulations and stare directly into its great, luminous eyes until it gets uncomfortable and leaves.

my urge to to draw monsters and the sheer, uncomfortable quantity of images on my dashboard of a certain pair of terrifyingly wide blue eyes collided iN AN INSPIRINGLY HORRIBLE WAY I AM REALLY SORRY

s3x-addicti0n:

This is fantastic