I wake up and all Jordan says is “you fell asleep with my dick in your hand and when I tried to move you, you got really sad.” 😂 lawd help me.>>
Anonymous asked: If you're all so appalled by animal abuse then why do you eat foods that emulate meat?
If you’re not building your own meth empire then why do you watch shows like Breaking Bad?
This is fantastic
do you remember that time hilary duff was afraid to sing onstage but then hilary duff helped her and so then hilary duff sang a duet with hilary duff and dreams were made???
mascara packaging can get really intense???
it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA